"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein
Counting down the days to #SpringBreak — and playing more of YOUR requests than any damn body else — we’re back on the air tonight for another absurdly stupefying week in covidland? What do you want to hear tonight? Let us know before airtime, or drop a link into one of the live stream chats….
If at first you don’t succeed, continue on to the next parasite residence and beg for more money. Isn’t that how the colloquialism goes? (Some of you just had to look that word up to see what it means.) Oh well never mind, there’s no time for that now — France wants to be your…
Last day of February in the new covidland — now with more technocracy at no extra cost!! And here you thought Make America Great Again was about elevating the peasant class. I’d ask how people can keep reading the situation so very wrong for their entire lives — but then again, I already know the…
We’re crossing all of the things to ensure the smoke signals reach the Yona tonight. Yes — even that. You’ll just have to tune in to find out whether it is successful juju or not. Got a feeling it’s gonna be an entertaining show either way. Although, we may have to stop numbering the episodes…
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Yona lost power last night minutes before showtime. Sources say power is up and running again and the Yona might even call in to Open Lines this week. Another week in covidland brings more air travel mishaps — but please pay no attention to the exploded aerospace fastener factory in Pennsylvania. We…
What goes up must come down. Isn’t that how the song goes? The problem is — who is footing the bill for the carbon credits of these planes that keep dropping out of the sky? Won’t somebody please think of the children?! That’s not our job, so stop looking over here. Pre-show begins at 8PM…
The only thing better than power is unlimited power — according to some parasite, I’m sure. We might go looking for the author of that quote, or we might just let you do it yourself. The power is definitely flowing in the Ohio Valley today, so no reprieves this week for the simple-minded. 10PM Eastern…
This will officially mark the third consecutive week that the burning of Los Angeles will be a prominent feature of the broadcast. Only a few more days to reach a new habit, Angelinos!! It’s almost like they want the place to be rubblized for some reason. What’s burning you up tonight? Call up and let…
The truth always wants to come out — even in the middle of epic national masonic rituals crammed down the throats of the profane. Are you STILL not entertained?? Then it might be worth tuning in tonight. Pre-show begins at 8PM Eastern — then we Get Fact Harder at 10PM Eastern. Rumble https://rumble.com/v6cmhyp-thu-nite-live-get-fact-harder-56.htmlKick https://kick.com/thedrizl/videos/1c57a233-d317-49b7-9d9a-4edebc731d4fTwitch https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2361812107YouTube…
We appreciate Los Angeles keeping the flame alive while we were off the air. And just to show them how much we appreciate it, we’re asking for your favorite fire-themed requests tonight!! I mean — this is just the kind of media ya want when Old Man Winter is breathing down your neck like he…