"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein
Another absurd week draws to a close in covidland. Did you lose one of your childhood heroes this week to the avarice of the Reaper and his claw machine addiction? Plenty did, and have been wearing their hearts (and their psychology) on their sleeves ever since. No wonder these dumdums are so easy to trigger….
Y’all stop being racist!!! Just for that, we’re locking down the entire audience!!! (LOL LMAO) This is the type of behavior you could expect if we were a bunch of control freaks and very upset with you guys for not following our carefully-crafted indoctrination — I mean, rules. Rules is what I meant. Good thing…
Oooh it’s not even 4th of July yet and shit’s already exploding all over the place!! Were you caught flat-footed last night like the majority of media? And here’s a question considering DiscloseTV is now reporting that Iran’s anti-air defenses have now come online: where were those anti-air defenses last night? Why didn’t they “come…
Another ludicrous week in covidland draws to a close. Are you all out of sorts because your favorite cult leader has been besmirched in the social ghettos? Call up and let us know about it. Did you suffer unintended consequences as the result of a special military operation? Call up and let us know about…
Another stupid and dumb week comes to a close in covidland, and just like clockwork we’re there to catch all the absurdity before it slips into the nothingness of eternal time. What’s on YOUR mind tonight? Are you terrified of your automated future after the latest IMA fear porn? Don’t fret — they’ve got plenty…
Time to end another absurd week in covidland and give it a swift kick on its way out the door. What’s on YOUR mind tonight? Dial up and let us know — or don’t. As always, the choice is yours to make — and we may just be the last true bastion of voluntaryism on…
Forecast for the Piney Woods this weekend is “enhanced risk” of severe weather, whatever that’s supposed to mean. We did lose power during a storm a couple of nights ago, so I imagine the possibility exists that it could happen again. Should we suffer a catastrophic failure of power or interwebs prior to air time,…
It has been rather subdued in the studio today since learning that the Yona is probably gonna be out of action for a while as a result of the general stupefaction of covidland. I guess we will be on the air tonight at the usual time — though to be honest, I really haven’t been…
I don’t know about y’all but I do NOT feel like working tonight. We will be on the air anyway — so what’s on YOUR mind tonight? We will open up the lines at the usual time, but ya might wanna be quick on the trigger because they might get shut down just as fast….
It has been a banner week in covidland now that the latest retrograde transit has concluded. Did you freak out over the market action this week? Did you profit from it? Or did you spend your week grousing about events that don’t really affect your life at all? We don’t care — we’ll listen to…