"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein
The Yona says there’s gonna be a show tonight, so I guess there’s gonna be a show. I have no idea what we’re gonna talk about, though. The big Armageddon conflagration turned out to be just a big international real estate deal. The media is doubling down on their various mental illnesses (and their zeal…
There’s nothing quite like returning to the air after another uneventful week in covidland. We’re back on the ether waves tonight to do it to your earholes as only we have been specially trained to do. What do you want to hear tonight? Let us know in the social ghettos before airtime, or drop a…
Y’all stop being racist!!! Just for that, we’re locking down the entire audience!!! (LOL LMAO) This is the type of behavior you could expect if we were a bunch of control freaks and very upset with you guys for not following our carefully-crafted indoctrination — I mean, rules. Rules is what I meant. Good thing…
We’d scream and shout about the current shitty state of the world, but there’s just one problem: nobody cares. News avoidance appears to be at an all-time high, coincidentally at the same time that public trust in media hits an all-time low. I’m sure that has absolutely nothing to do with the proliferation of sophists…
Oooh it’s not even 4th of July yet and shit’s already exploding all over the place!! Were you caught flat-footed last night like the majority of media? And here’s a question considering DiscloseTV is now reporting that Iran’s anti-air defenses have now come online: where were those anti-air defenses last night? Why didn’t they “come…
It seems what covidland is experiencing right now is a failure to communicate — so thank goodness we have GFH to edumacate the dumdums!! No lengthy preamble on this one — just plenty of skull-cracking goodness to go around tonight. Grab your favorite instigator and chuck a couple bricks for us. We will be working…
It’s almost like we knew some major metropolitan area was about to erupt in fiery, mostly peaceful protests when we were designing the thumb nail for last week’s episode of Get Fact Harder. And lo and behold, Angelinos did not let us down after we highlighted the anniversary of the Zoot Suit Riots last week…
Another ludicrous week in covidland draws to a close. Are you all out of sorts because your favorite cult leader has been besmirched in the social ghettos? Call up and let us know about it. Did you suffer unintended consequences as the result of a special military operation? Call up and let us know about…
Are you ready for protest season? Have you been diligently practicing your activisms in anticipation?? It’s finally time to rip the shackles off and let your freak flag fly!! Surprisingly though, most Americans seem incredibly subdued — I wonder if it might be something in the water? That’s alright, just wait until the dumdums who…
Ladies and gentlemen, we are not only back on the air tonight — we are refreshed, recharged and ready to gaze into the abyss for another month!! And then we will likely need more vacay. Better get while the gettin’ is good then. What’chu wanna hear tonight?? Let us know before airtime, or drop a…