"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein
Hey we heard y’all missed us so we decided to do an extra special episode tonight. I have no idea what we’re gonna talk about because it seems like everyone is on vacation right now — including the media!! No lengthy preamble for this one — just that pure, unfiltered GFH goodness to fill the…
The Yona says there’s gonna be a show tonight, so I guess there’s gonna be a show. I have no idea what we’re gonna talk about, though. The big Armageddon conflagration turned out to be just a big international real estate deal. The media is doubling down on their various mental illnesses (and their zeal…
We’d scream and shout about the current shitty state of the world, but there’s just one problem: nobody cares. News avoidance appears to be at an all-time high, coincidentally at the same time that public trust in media hits an all-time low. I’m sure that has absolutely nothing to do with the proliferation of sophists…
It seems what covidland is experiencing right now is a failure to communicate — so thank goodness we have GFH to edumacate the dumdums!! No lengthy preamble on this one — just plenty of skull-cracking goodness to go around tonight. Grab your favorite instigator and chuck a couple bricks for us. We will be working…
Are you ready for protest season? Have you been diligently practicing your activisms in anticipation?? It’s finally time to rip the shackles off and let your freak flag fly!! Surprisingly though, most Americans seem incredibly subdued — I wonder if it might be something in the water? That’s alright, just wait until the dumdums who…
We’re still technically on vacay, but it’s Thursday night in covidland. Some say that’s the best night of media on the interwebs, although those same people are apparently terrified of going on the record about it. Go figure. What promises have we broken since the inception of GFH? Hopefully all of them — so you…
OMG everybody’s in their feels today about the latest social engineering event — apparently not even realizing how they are being programmed to initiate their own demise. But then again — nobody ever accused the average Murkan of being a rocket surgeon, either. So I guess it shouldn’t be that much of a surprise really….
The absolute #1 rule of sales (from the consumer point of view): if it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is. We invite everyone in the audience to test this theorem at their own leisure. Hell — we’ll even point you in the right direction to get you started. Take Autonomy as…
How auspicious that GFH reaches a milestone episode on the same day as the sellection of the first American Poop in the history of ever!! That sounds like a good omen to me, so we’re gonna shut up right now and save everything else for showtime. You can thank us later. Broadcast begins at 8PM…
We have received assurances that the Yona will indeed be joining us this evening after his Grand Hospitaller Adventure last week. Hopefully that means he’s got plenty of pent up frustration that we can release to hilarious effect. That’s the plan anyway — it’s a holiday, who wants work? Not us, that’s for damn sure….