"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein
Alright, we’re gonna get serious this week now that #SpringBreak is finally over. After all, our democracy depends on it — lol lmao!! Sorry, couldn’t help myself. You know the drill. We’re on the air 8PM Eastern tonight — then we Get Fact Harder around 10PM Eastern. *Notes will be updated following broadcast
Don’t call it a comeback!! Because technically we’re still on #SpringBreak. But there’s always time to get Get Fact Harder, even on vacay. We fire up the blowtorch one half hour before showtime tonight so there’s plenty of time to get settled in. Then we do it to your earholes starting at 10PM Eastern —…
There’s all kinds of humans in the world. Well — to be fair — there’s less kinds than there used to be. That’s what happens when you allow somebody else to control the inputs that enter your processing machine. But victims always seek to victimize, don’t they? Maybe the inner workings of the average NPC…
We told you all this day was coming years ago, and some of you heard it multiple times. But you’re still gonna cry over the milk you just spilled on yourself, aren’t you? Folks with delicate sensibilities or sociopathic tendencies should probably skip this one. Pre-show begins at 8PM Eastern. Rumble https://rumble.com/v6ql2hg-thu-nite-live-get-fact-harder-63.htmlKick https://kick.com/thedrizl/videos/3d80a86b-4fae-4e88-a58d-a2a868f5b45fTwitch https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2405028009YouTube https://youtu.be/qwlT7IrJAAEBitchute…
If at first you don’t succeed, continue on to the next parasite residence and beg for more money. Isn’t that how the colloquialism goes? (Some of you just had to look that word up to see what it means.) Oh well never mind, there’s no time for that now — France wants to be your…
Only 20 episodes away from the end of the series lol!!! I can just imagine people losing their shit over the HH episode of NMP lmao!!! Maybe that means we should do it? Ah, there’s plenty of time to decide that before we get there. A brand new full service menu awaits all who dare…
We’re crossing all of the things to ensure the smoke signals reach the Yona tonight. Yes — even that. You’ll just have to tune in to find out whether it is successful juju or not. Got a feeling it’s gonna be an entertaining show either way. Although, we may have to stop numbering the episodes…
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Yona lost power last night minutes before showtime. Sources say power is up and running again and the Yona might even call in to Open Lines this week. Another week in covidland brings more air travel mishaps — but please pay no attention to the exploded aerospace fastener factory in Pennsylvania. We…
What goes up must come down. Isn’t that how the song goes? The problem is — who is footing the bill for the carbon credits of these planes that keep dropping out of the sky? Won’t somebody please think of the children?! That’s not our job, so stop looking over here. Pre-show begins at 8PM…
The only thing better than power is unlimited power — according to some parasite, I’m sure. We might go looking for the author of that quote, or we might just let you do it yourself. The power is definitely flowing in the Ohio Valley today, so no reprieves this week for the simple-minded. 10PM Eastern…