"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Yona lost power last night minutes before showtime. Sources say power is up and running again and the Yona might even call in to Open Lines this week. Another week in covidland brings more air travel mishaps — but please pay no attention to the exploded aerospace fastener factory in Pennsylvania. We…
What goes up must come down. Isn’t that how the song goes? The problem is — who is footing the bill for the carbon credits of these planes that keep dropping out of the sky? Won’t somebody please think of the children?! That’s not our job, so stop looking over here. Pre-show begins at 8PM…
The only thing better than power is unlimited power — according to some parasite, I’m sure. We might go looking for the author of that quote, or we might just let you do it yourself. The power is definitely flowing in the Ohio Valley today, so no reprieves this week for the simple-minded. 10PM Eastern…
Another week in covidland brings another damn good reason not to set foot on an airplane (or helicopter) anytime soon. Personally, we’re more interested to see who will be celebrating the 92nd anny of that one Chancellor of Germany (we would name him but we know the AI is watching so…). Any takers? Elon?? Pre-show…
The truth always wants to come out — even in the middle of epic national masonic rituals crammed down the throats of the profane. Are you STILL not entertained?? Then it might be worth tuning in tonight. Pre-show begins at 8PM Eastern — then we Get Fact Harder at 10PM Eastern. Rumble https://rumble.com/v6cmhyp-thu-nite-live-get-fact-harder-56.htmlKick https://kick.com/thedrizl/videos/1c57a233-d317-49b7-9d9a-4edebc731d4fTwitch https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2361812107YouTube…
All cylinders should be firing tonight — looks like the control console tune-up may finally be complete!! And just in time for Americans to lose another liberty they didn’t even know they had. We might cover that tonight, and probably some other nonsense from covidland as well. Pre-show begins at 8PM Eastern — then we…
The regular channels got a break last week, but this week their luck has taken a turn. We already solved the issue that kept us exclusively on Twitch last week so everybody gets to grab their ankles this week!! Pre-show begins at 8PM Eastern — then we Get Fact Harder at 10PM. And we might…
Don’t call it a comeback — mostly because we’re still on vacay!! But y’all remember last year when Yona fell asleep before we could do the final GFH of 2024? Yeah we’ve still got to make that up to ya so there’s no time like the present. How’s your new year so far? End up…
Last chance before Christmas vacay to get fact up beyond belief — or whatever else we feel like doing tonight!! That’s the beautiful thing about not being beholden to advertisers: nobody’s looking over our shoulder telling us what to do. Or say, for that matter. Pre-show begins at 8PM Eastern, then we Get Fact Harder…
Fingers crossed that tonight’s broadcast doesn’t suffer the same fate as last night. We certainly weren’t prepared to swap out a faulty electrical outlet live on the air — and it took a while to even diagnose where the issue was after we were so rudely interrupted. However, solutions are in place and we are…