I find it very fitting that today is Halloween, the spookiest of all Western holidays co-opted from previously conquered or assimilated cultures. Today is the day we teach our children to wander around in the dark and beg strangers for the drug called sugar – which, coincidentally, seems to be a major factor in a…
Author: thedrizl
Who Is Writing This Garbage Anyway? It’s So Predictable.
Well, we did it, my friends! We survived another week of COVID Clown World – another seven days of the most absurd reality any human could possibly imagine. It seems like there should be a point of diminishing returns, doesn’t it? Like there should come a time where the current level of insanity is not…
They Are Coming For Your Children
Welcome back to the Hole, my friends. It has been quite a week already, hasn’t it? We found out that Dr. Death cares as much for dogs as he does for humans. Joe Rogan is apparently the man who will lead humanity into a future of freedom and liberty. And the best things in this…
I Did Nazi That Coming, Dr. Death
It’s the final Tuesday in October! Do you know where your shameless self-promotions are? I’ve got mine right… hey, where did it go? I had it just a minute ago… hang on. Here it is! One week shy of an entire calendar year, episode 51 of Grand Theft World is up for your weekly conspiracy…
Is This Thing On?
One thing I think we can all agree on is this: the COVID-1984 psy-op has been anything but boring. Contrived, egregiously marketed, and evidently diabolical – absolutely, but never boring. Each day seems to add another new wrinkle to the narrative fabric. And speaking of wrinkles, as I promised yesterday, I do have an announcement…
Cancel My Subscription To The Referendum
So how was your weekend? Mine was filled with trial and error, frustration, and no small amount of expletives thrown about willy-nilly as I attempted to make the software known as OBS conform to my ideas about what it should or should not be able to easily do. Needless to say, computer programs have little…
Are You Saying I Can Dodge Bullets?
“A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.” -Patricia Neal This is a concept that seems to be lost on far too many people in COVID Clown World. These days, we are supposed to believe that science has conquered the unknowable, and is capable of answering all of humanity’s questions….
It’s All In Your Head
This is always the hardest part of running a blog… the introduction. Like any endeavor we choose to engage in, some days are easier than others. Some days, the words and ideas just flow through you onto the computer screen. Those days make it seem like some sort of arcane magic, where the muse takes…
The Veil Grows Thin
It is Tuesday again, my friends, and you know what that means: it’s time for some shameless self-promotion! I know it gets over-bearing sometimes, but the only way I get better at it is to keep practicing. Trust me, I’m suffering right along with you as I attempt to find the right word salad to…
33 Pieces Of Flair
“In order to have a plot, you have to have a conflict, something bad has to happen.” -Mike Judge I know I’m not the first person to make this observation, but the question has crossed my mind about whether or not Mike Judge is some sort of modern day prophet. Either he has been acutely…